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Always Smiling [Harley Quinn X Joker] Chapter 13

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    What a sick, disgusting joke. I sat at Arkham, staring out of my cell. I watched the hallway, waiting for Harley's gurney roll out. She had been in surgery. I should have been watching her more closely. Maybe it was best that Bats had caught us, or maybe I should have slit Penguin's throat when I had the chance. I scratched at the plexy glass, wait for her. Nothing. I checked the clock, it had been three hours. I stopped and paced. It shouldn't take this long, it shouldn't. I kicked the bed and sat down. How dare they do this? I herd something and stood. I looked out to see them rolling Harley into her cell. I smiled widely and watched. One of the guards looked at me and smirked. I blinked and glared.

    "What did ya do to her this time? Shot her cause she mixed your drink wrong?" He chuckled. I glared. "Oh no wait, you shot her because she got the joke wrong. Isn't that why you threw her out a window last time?"

    "I didn't shoot her." I snarled at him. He laughed.

    "Oh please, you're the abusive boyfriend, who else could have done it? You were the only one at the scene, as Batman reported." He locked Harley's cell, she was sleeping in her bed. "Maybe now that she's been shot, she'll take a shot at a better guy, like me. A woman as hot as that deserves a real man. Not a clown." He whistled and walked off with his partner. What a sick, disgusting joke.

    I went over to the bed and took out a file I had hidden under the mattress. I picked the lock and opened the door, careful not to set off the alarm. I walked to Harley's cell and picked it's lock. I went in and pulled up at chair next to her. I should have ran, escaped. But I can't leave Harley like this. The new feeling won't let me. I watched her sleep and leaned back in the chair. I looked over to see Harvey's cell. I stood ad saw him, smirking.

    "Hey there, ugly, you still stuck here?" I called. He looked and glared. 

    "Joker. I see they caught you again.' He said in his raspy voice. "WHat are you doing in Harley's cell?"

    "Visiting! So, who else here? Croccy? The brat? Oh! Scarecrow!?" I laughed. He glared.

    "Scarecrow escaped with his new help." He flipped a coin. I snickered. "Some little red-head."

    "Aw, he got himself a lady-friend?" I snickered. "And you're still sitting here, alone. Even Riddler is hitting on Ivy." Two-Face caught his coin and growled. "Aw, still got the hots for her?"

    "Shut up, clown." He banged on the glass. I laughed. "She was just, mine first. The puzzle geek can find someone else. Like Cat Woman or something." He crossed his arms.

    "Oh, but the kitty likes bats only, didn't you here?" I snickered. He glared. 

    "Could you two just shut up?" I looked over to see Baby Dahl. I laughed. 
   
    " The whole gang's here! Except Ivy, Riddler and Scare." I pouted.
   
    "Why'd you let them catch you anyway?" Two-Face asked, eyeing me. "Is it the same reason you're in Harley's cell?"

    "I don't think that's any of your business." I glared.

    "I heard you shot her." Baby Dahl smirked. 

    "I did not!" I yelled at her. She giggled. "Brat."

    "Mistah J.?" I turned to see Harley awake.
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    I looked at Mistah J. arguing with Baby Dahl and Two-Face. I blinked. He smiled and hugged me. I hugged back and smiled. Wait, how'd he get in my cell? He looked at me and patted my head gently. He's so dreamy. Escaped his cell to be with me. How sweet. I looked over at Dahl and Two-Face. 

    "So is it true, Harley? Did he shoot ya?" Dahl asked, Mistah J. glared at her. She stuck out her tongue at him.

    "Course not! My Puddin' doesn't hurt me anymore!" I defended him. Mistah J. smiled.

    "Anymore is the key word." Two-Face said. I huffed and glared.

    "You're just jealous cause Ivy won't take a second look at you!" I stuck out my tongue at him. He blinked and glared.

    "Joker! How the Hell did you get out of your cell!?"A guard glared. Mistah J. laughed.He wrapped an arm around my shoulder.

    "To see my little loon, sir." I saw him slip out a file. I smiled widely. The guard came in, about to grab him. Mistah J. pinned the guard and slit his throat. He choked and gargled, falling to the floor. He laughed and grabbed my arm. "Ready, love?"

    "Ready for what?" I asked. He let out Dahl and Two-Face. He smirked at us three.

    "We're taking over Arkham." He told us. Two-Face smirked and nodded. Dahl blinked and looked at me, I shrugged. "We have a key card already. We need someone in the control room. Two-Face, you and I find the warden, Harley, brat, go see if you two can sneak into the control room." He ordered. I nodded and ran off with Dahl. I pressed myself against a wall when I heard guards coming. Of course alarm went off. I waited till they ran past and signaled Dahl. We crept down the hall and got into the room they let us play games and watch T.V. in. I saw no one inside so I went to the glass where a nurse usually sits. I scrambled through the files, and found a keycard. I winked at Dahl.

    "Get into the computer." She said, hopping into the chair. "We can monitor the cameras if I can hack into it correctly." She said. I logged in, the warden always uses his birthday as the passwords. Dumbass. Dahl started her work as I watched out. I hope Mistah J. are doing fine.

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    I cackled as we entered the warden's office. Sharpie looked up and stood, shocked. I smirked, Two-Face walking up behind me. He walked to Sharp and made him sit. I got on the compute and disabled the security doors. I logged into the cell access and put in a code. All the cells opened. I smirked at Sharp. He looked at me, scared.

    "Say hello to your new warden. Warden Joker." I bowed. "And his top guard, Two-Face. Aw, Sharp, you look a little sick. Maybe you should go into solitary confinement." I snapped and Two-Face smirked, escorting him out. I sat in the chair, watching the cameras. Harley and Dahl made it into the office, Harley in her outfit, same as Dahl. They were carrying bags. I blinked and looked at them. Harley smiled and handed me one. I opened it to find my clothes. I cackled and dismissed them. Now that we own the asylum, we just have to kill Bats. I looked at the monitors and saw the alarm sounding. He'd be here soon. Two-Face came in, dressed in suit. I snickered and stood.

    "Nice job, partner." I held out my hand. He nodded and shook it.

    "You too, clown." He said. I cackled and walked out, seeing the guard's bodies littered the floor. Some of them were in cells. Dahl and Harley were in the control room as planned, monitoring cameras and guard towers. The building suddenly shook. A roar sounded through the halls. On the loudspeaker I heard Dahl squeal happily.

"Croccy! You are here!!!!" She screamed with glee. I smirked.
Chapter Fourteen - Always Smiling [Harley Quinn X Joker] Chapter 14
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Chapter Thirteen is out! This chapter was really fun to write! I loved it! XD Though I'm very off track from what I was orignally planning, I'm glad I am. It's gotten really interesting, even for me!

Enjoy!

Joker, Harley, Two-Face, Baby Dahl, Killer Croc (c) DC

Story (c) Me
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